As long as it starts with B and C we all know its about Beqeduhlck Cuqiubfiecm
It doesn’t even have to start with B and C for us to know its about Flufferdoodle Gardenhose
No but this is legitimately concerning because I actually know who you’re talking about
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remember when the half blood prince had just come out and those guys put a massive sign that said ‘snape kills dumbledore’ above the motorway and it was the biggest news of the day and they got like legally charged
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why - lily allen
why is my phone full of so many numbers and why doesn’t anyone call?
maybe they think that i’m always too busy or maybe i’ve no friends at all
(via chdori)
please watch this video please watch this video please watch this video please watch this entire fucking god damn video
this is the most illegal thing i’ve seen in the entire history of wrestling
I can’t focus I can’t feel i need to fucking think
(via tyrannosaurus-regina)
subway??? no man this is domway. we tell you how you want your sandwich and u shut up and eat it.
This is domway, where we pre-negotiate how the sandwich will be made with your full understanding of the ingredients and their usual consequences. If the worst happens and you don’t like the sandwich you can use a safeword, we’ll remove it and immediately stop lunch. Then we’ll remake it for you the way you like, with plenty of communication to avoid those ingredients in the future. That way you can build a foundation of trust with us, and enjoy yourself by safely giving yourselves into the hands of other sandwich-makers who have proven their responsibility and compassion with your dietary needs.
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Reese, i’m sorry, but your husband has been asleep for eight days straight, I think he might be dead.
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